Those of you who do not know the real life “Andy” probably do not get his pseudonym reference to The 40 Year Old Virgin. Really, the name (and the role) fit him in just too many ways to ignore the likeness. And those of you who have seen the movie will appreciate the following story (those of you who have not… well you might just gag a little at the end).
I had been getting used to his new found love of suspenders. I was even tolerating his constant cruise talk and his urging for me to by a Vespa (he doesn’t own a scooter, he owns a “Vespa”). But today, I was pushed over the edge. Today Andy came in with a brochure from the new day spa in the area. He was delighted to inform me that he had made his first appointment.
It was too early in the morning, and my defenses were down. Silly me asked the fateful question: “So Andy what are you going for?” As soon as the words left my lips I knew I didn’t want to know the answer. But an answer I got.
Tomorrow Andy will be getting his back waxed…
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